Hey! I still look marginally good for my age! Besides I could be playing a younger woman! SANDRA and SARAH walk past dozens and dozens of RED FLAGS waving in their faces and get an ultrasound.Ĭongratulations Sandra at being a mother for the first time at the tender age of HOLY SHIT YOU’RE 54?! The only thing that should be growing in your womb are cobwebs, not a person! I’m a strong independent woman who needs no man, especially since I have family to leech off of. Our mother? Holy shit, we’re sisters? I thought we were a couple! Why are you living with me instead of the baby’s father? Nope, too busy being pregnant and painting while pregnant and pregnant painting. Say have you seen this news report about all the people committing suicide? SANDRA is a very pregnant artist living with SARAH PAULSON. SANDRA’S PITY PARTY APARTMENT (BEFORE THE HAPPENING) - 5 YEARS AGO If you take off your blindfold I will leave you to die.Īnd YOU’RE the main character we’re supposed to root for?Īlready I want to see these suicide monsters just to get away from you. Shit, you little cunts ate all the food so we have to go someplace else down a river blindfolded so we don’t get suicided. Luckily these evil creatures can’t touch us or open doors or break windows so we’re totally safe if we stay in doors. When the creatures are around the pet birds we have in this box they go apeshit, except when they don’t. If we’re talking in terms of quality, then yes. For 5 years humans have been under attack by creatures that make you kill yourself if you look at them. A BOY and GIRL, whose character names are BOY and GIRL, are getting chewed the fuck out by MICHAEL JACKSON’s reanimated corpse SANDRA BULLOCK.Īlright listen up you little shits.
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